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MUSINGS

Climax

One word you cannot use in an Eros ad:  Climax. This sentence was not allowed:  “The experience should be sensual, effortless and grow to a magnificent climax in such a way that everything else is forgotten and you melt within the experience.”

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Aroo!

On March 18th, I did not die during my first Spartan race.  I was quite proud of myself.  Only five weeks before had I signed up to join a novice team this gym was putting together. After my four days of snowboarding in Keystone, Colorado, I was feeling amped up from...

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Would I fuck a Trump supporter?

A Twitter follower recently asked me if I would still see clients even if they were Trump supporters? I answered yes, however I would not see anyone who stays at a Trump property.  I refuse to step a foot into one of his hotels while he undermines America’s principles...

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New Year, Same Mistakes

There’s rain coming down and I’m watching the raindrops trickle down my driver’s side window. The left side of my face is pressed against the cold, my tears are falling faster than the rain. “You’re a stupid shit,” I think to myself.  “You keep making the same stupid...

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# 23: Do Not Complain About the Noise Level in Restaurants

I’m starting with number 23 on the list of Things Not to Do When Dining Out, since I just observed this, and the obvious ones are at the top of the list, such as, ‘Don’t be an asshole,’ although that always begs repeating. Last Friday night, I went out to dinner.  My...

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Whitewashed Film

It’s all about money. Plain and simple. One of my Twitter followers inquired as to why I was not nominated for an AVN award.  Of course, I had zero thought that I would even be nominated because people still don’t know who the fuck I am, since I’m rarely shot, I’m...

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Fuck you, America. Just, fuck you.

I began to write this post on Thursday, following the election.  It was a lot angrier since I was in the second stage of grief (hence the title of this post).  I’ve since moved on, somewhere between depression and acceptance. I do not accept him to represent me and...

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Tangerine Nightmare vs. The Woman in the Pant Suit

I’m assuming most of you who bother to read my Tumblr posts are also my followers on Twitter, so you are well aware of my critique on Trump. I should not have to tell you why I do not support him.  You heard him want to ban all Muslims, kill the families of our...

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“Westworld” and “insecure”

I’m an HBO girl. Well, HBO and Showtime.  The series they both put out, I am always quite impressed with.  I can’t get into all of them.  I tried to get into “The Leftovers,” I think I watched four episodes, but it just wasn’t my cup of tea. I was intrigued when they...

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Dick Pics, Pangaea, and Evoking Imagination

My wonderful engineer created my Twitter icon for me since I took a Photoshop class a few years ago and I recall nothing.  Plus, I was terrible at Photoshop.  Computer graphics + Me = Aggravation. I did not even think that my breasts would be so offensive to be shown...

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No Pay Dates for Me

I’ve been a courtesan for over a year and I still have not had an actual paid dinner appointment. Sure, I’ve caught a meal with a few clients, but that has only happened with three individuals and they were not requested dinner date appointments. I received a...

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Superficial LA and Cool San Francisco

I recently toured these California cities and I had very different experiences in both.  One, I left earlier than anticipated before I got too depressed and angry, the other, I was already trying to figure out when I could return. After my long trip to the Northeast...

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“I’m In-de-pend-ent!”

Just recall Hermey’s voice from the 1964 ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’ movie.  I loved that movie when I was a kid.  I definitely felt like I was a misfit. Side note:  When I found out Santa Claus wasn’t real, I had my suspicion when I was eight, I was more upset...

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For the Love of Boobs

I have gone back and forth between wanting breast augmentation surgery since I was in my early 20’s.  I even went to a plastic surgeon for a consultation when I was still in Myrtle Beach.  He told me I have very nice breasts, which was obviously nice to hear, but that...

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